I think the reason women are attracted to men who are like their dads is that we're so used to putting up with our fathers' lame humor, egotism, and table manners, that it's just easier than trying to adjust to another set of bad habits!
That said, I love my dad, and my sweetheart who reminds me so disturbingly of him.

Apparently the secret to my sexuality is to have a cold, not shave for a few days, and not clean my room. Awesome.

Oh, Morrissey, you silly fucker, you're adorably weird.

"Glee" IS actually rather addictive, but that might be due to my abiding love of choral covers of former top-40 hits.

I am the worst Bauhaus fan EVAR. I just found out that they released an album last year. And that it is the end of their collaboration. No more touring. Boo, I suck.

Just in case the world wants to know, I still LOVE my tattoo. I cant believe it has been 4 years...

Due to good things that happened today, I am so jubilantly happy that I'm making the dogs dance with me. They dont know why, but that's all right.

I cant believe I've been home for over a month!
I've been spending some time with the lovely twin. I love working in the same place as her, because even though we dont share shifts, I often get to see her before or after her shift when we relieve each other. So what, other than working, have I been doing?
We went to the French Festival in Santa Barbara and had delicious sauerkraut. What, isn't that where YOU go to get good sauerkraut? There were tiny little girls dressed like cancan dancers, to which my brain goes: "That's kinda wrong. Flashing their knickers like little archaic whores!" and my heart goes" LITTLE CANCAN DANCERS! SO CUUUUTE!!!"
Oh, and Las Vegas! Buffy and Aer and I took a trip to sin city last week. Not a whole lot of sinning went on. I think the point of Vegas is lost on me. It's supposed to be a place where you can really let lose and get wild, but I dont really consider excessive drinking and sleeping with strangers to be particularly crazy. I can do that in Los Angeles if I want! The dining and shopping are definitely the best parts of Los Vegas. We had a really good time eating in Los Vegas. :) Seeing Xiao, my little Vegas native, was a big perk. Anyone who will brave traffic on the strip to come have dinner with you is a true friend.
Did I mention that I found out I have an allergy? It seems I am probably wheat intolerant, and have been for a long time. This is undiagnosed, but it fits the bill. Eating wheat products gives me heartburn and occasionally nausea. Not eating wheat products makes me lose weight. I'm told it will also help my skin clear up! So for now, I'm going on a low-gluten diet to see if it helps. If anyone reads this, they should probably text/e-mail me and tell me "Put the bagel down, Megan! It's not worth it!"
School stuff is stressing me out. I'm on the verge of going "Fuck it" and running away to a cave in the hills where the student loan people cannot find me. Unfortunately, my parents cosigned the loans and I'd feel awful leaving them that. It's getting harder to tell myself that everything is going to be all right, when clearly, it isn't.
I'm looking forward to getting back to Pacific. I will do anything humanly possible to graduate this year!

So, as most people have figured out by now, I'm back in the states. I've been very lucky this summer, and have a job already! Definitely doing better than most young people in Ventura County on that front. Oh, and a truck!
The "C" key is dying on my computer. I need to use more words that dont require it.
So, not really too much to say! Working, seeing my sisters, getting the back room cleared out. Life will get more interesting when I get paid, I'm sure.

Just got back from Fraaaaance! I'm not really feeling like writing in full sentences, so it's gonna be in a sexily contemporary bullet point format!
-Picked up L, the gorgeous dutch former girlfriend at the train station in Calais.
-Had a giant bowl of seafood, including sea snails which are YUMMY! And creme bulee! And citron sorbet with vodka poured over it! OMG FOOD!
-Drank absurd amounts of wine
-Exposed my blindingly white body in a bikini on the beach and got sunburned in places that have never seen daylight.
-D and I walked M around on a pony named Eldorado, who didn't count of being forced to break into a sullen canter.
-D and B tied L to a chair on the hotel patio. Much sapphic hawtness ensued.
-Had lunch in the adorable town of Bologne. Tried rabbit for the first time! Yum. Had a gigantic chalice of tasty beer.
-CHOCOLATE!
-CROISSANTS AND COFFEE!

I'm back now. It was great, but I'm very happy to be back in England. Tiiiiired. Need sleep! I'll put pictured up sometime.